Personal Reflections, Random Thoughts

How did they know???

Wow has it been a hot minute since I’ve written anything.  My apologies to all three of my loyal followers. LOL.  Since the last time I’ve written anything quite a bit has changed in my life so I’ll catch you up to speed.

For the last year or so everyone has been telling me “YOU NEED TO START DATING!!”  Especially one person in particular, ahem… Brooke…   Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever was always my reply.  I mean really, I had been officially single for two years and hadn’t dated for 3 (possibly more, but hey who’s really counting?) ahem… Me…  Well, the strangest thing happened back in June, I started *gasp* dating.  Now, I know what you are thinking or at least what I would be thinking, “Yeah she did.”  OK, for the record, I am not dating a gazillion guys, just one.  One, is enough for me.  At my age I can’t even think about juggling. That just sounds exhausting.

So, what does this mean for me?  Well, obviously it means I have slacked on my blog due to being “twitterpated” as described in the movie Bambi: Friend Owl: Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You’re looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden you run smack into a pretty face.  Yep, that is what happened.  I was minding my own business when FB of all things suggested I might know someone, and I did.  Hmmm FB can sometimes be real scary, especially since I lost contact with said guy about 10 years ago.

Don’t you wonder how FB knows???  I mean my email has changed, my phone number has changed and we had no mutual friends in common.  I think FB should actually run a PI service or maybe the CIA.  They would be masters at finding people.  Maybe they already do?  I should check into that, especially since I may have just outed them. Lol.

Oh crap, I wonder if I have now made the government list.  Maybe they are watching my every move now.  I could be on the top 10 most wanted list now. As if my internet history is all that exciting. lol.  (side note: Brooke remember YOU need to erase my browser history when I die) But just to be sure I will add this disclaimer “All names referred to in this article are made up or changed to protect the real identity of said person.”  That should work huh?

 

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